Arsenal’s Jersey Evolution

Arsenal‘s jersey is indeed one of the most consistent design. There was not many designs. But for sure, the Gunners are one of the feared club in the English Premier League with so much talents and stars like Tony Adams, Thierry Henry, Patrick Vieira, Dennis Bergkamp, and Cesc Fabregas. Let us see the designs of the kit ranging from 1990-2012.

1990-1992

Adidas

1992-1994

Adidas

1994-1996

Nike

1996-1998

Nike

1998-2000

Nike

2000-2002

Nike

2002-2004

Nike

2004-2006

Nike

2006-2008

Nike

2008-2010

Nike

2010-2012

Nike

2012-2014

Nike

Manchester United’s Jersey Evolution

The evolution of Manchester United‘s jersey is very drastic. From the designs to the brands as well as from the stars to another world class stars ever played for the Red Devils. From Eric Cantona to Paul Scholes, then from Peter Schemeichel to Edwin Van der Sar, then from Roy Keane to David Beckham, then from Ruud van Nistelrooy to Wayne Rooney, then from Cristiano Ronaldo to Luis Nani. Now are stars in the making Javier Hernandez, Chris Smalling and Phil Jones. Let us see the jerseys ranging from 1990 to 2012 seasons.

1990-1992

Adidas

1992-1994

Adidas

1994-1996

Umbro

1996-1998

Umbro

1998-2000

Umbro

2000-2002

Umbro

2002-2004

Nike

2004-2006

Nike

2006-2008

Nike

2008-2010

Nike

2010-2012

Nike

2012-2014

Nike

Zombie vs Vampire vs Werewolf

We often heard about zombie, vampire, and werewolf since our childhood. We watched them on television, movies, games and etc. Some people truly believe in all these creatures. Somehow, we would believe it unless there is a true story behind it. Believe me, I almost wanted to stay away from these craps but I found some evidence of these creatures. I present you:

1. Zombie

Zombies originally hail from Haiti. Voodoo sorcerers (or bokors) from the Caribbean are believed to be able to revive the dead with magic potions, powders and incantations. Another popular way to zombify a human is to introduce a powerful psychoactive drug into the bloodstream of the living. In both cases, the Zombie in question becomes an obedient slave to the spellcaster.

Zombies are the undead that are animated, sometimes using voodoo. They eat brains and some times flesh. Zombies are slow, the fastest one can speed-stumble but uncoordinated. They can use basic tools, like rocks or knives, sometimes guns. Zombies are commonly found in groups and hate being on fire. Being bitten from a zombie can cause eventual death and turn you into a zombie. Anyone who dies in an area near zombies will turn into one. Cremating the recently dead will stop them from rising again, so burn those zombies.

Real Zombie

Clairvius Narcisse

Clairvius Narcisse was a Haitian man who was declared dead on May 2, 1962. His two sisters, Marie Claire and Angelina, buried him in a small cemetery near his hometown. 18 years pass and his family has carried on with their lives. Angelina is in the marketplace of her village when her deceased brother approaches her and introduces himself.

2. Vampire

Vampire is a reanimated corpse that is believed to rise from the grave at night to suck the blood of sleeping people, usually causing their death. The Vampyreverse overlaps our own universe, and an understanding of vampire pathology, psychology and history is a first step to winning a war that has lasted for centuries. Until very recently, the vampyr has sought to survive and thrive with the knowledge that all our understanding was based on myth, legend, and old wives tales in equal measure. Now, we have science. We can confirm the myths, expose the legends, and have the decency to thank the old wives, who were usually right.

Real Vampire

Female vampire with a brick forced into her jaw

In 2006, archaeologists in Italy had a unique vampire sighting of their own; they discovered the very real remains of a female vampire with a brick forced into her jaw. Italian forensic archaeologist Matteo Borrini reported the find to National Geographic and other news outlets when the discovery took place. Researchers were investigating a 1576 mass grave of medieval plague victims of the Venetian plague at the time of the discovery.

3. Werewolf

Werewolves are called Lycans – Lycanthropes. A person can become a werewolf by being born a werewolf, bitten by a werewolf, cursed by someone you have wronged in some way, and being given the power threw sorcery. The curse can never be broken, no matter what some people or beliefs may state. Silver will not kill a werewolf, although it will cause pain and discomfort. All werewolves can communicate threw a form of telepathy which enables them to hunt and perform more efficiently.

Werewolves are virtually immortal because of the constant regeneration of their physical tissue, making their true age somewhat difficult to determine. If you are bitten and you kill the werewolf you WILL NOT be free from the curse, the curse is like a virus or rabies, if you get bitten by an animal that has rabies you get rabies, and if you kill the animal that gave you rabies you will not be cured. You still have the virus. A werewolf can be killed by any wound that completely destroys the heart or the brain, but decapitation is the most effective way. A werewolf can change his form and shape shift at will whenever he wants to, at day or night. Although newly turned werewolves are sometimes forced to change by certain aspects of the lunar cycles or certain sounds such as the howling of another werewolf.

Real Werewolf

Based on true story

The most famous U.S. case of multiple sightings was in Wisconsin, in a case that has become known as “The Bray Road Beast”. In Southeastern Wisconsin on October 31, 1999, Doristine Gipson struck something as she was traveling along Bray Road one night near the town of Delavan. While searching for the animal she believed she had struck, she spotted a large hairy beast racing toward her. She jumped in the car and barely escaped.

Credits to:  unsolvedmysteries.com, mania.com, paranormalhaze.com, vampyreverse.com, paranormal.lovetoknow.com, unsolvedmysteries.com, paranormal.lovetoknow.com

Celebrities vs Real Names

They are popular. They are good in acting or singing. Their real names often being neglected because of their ability to hide themselves from their real names and expose themselves as someone else. Now, we have the ability to know what their real names are instead of knowing the stage names only. Thanks to the power of INTERNET!

50 Cent – Curtis Jackson

Akon - Aliaune Damala Bouga Time Puru Nacka Lu Lu Lu Badara Akon Thiam

Alice Cooper – Vincent Damon Furnier
Alicia Keys – Alicia Augello Cook
Antonio Banderas – Jose Antonio Dominguez Bandera

Boy George - George Alan O'Dowd

Bono - Paul David Hewson

Charles Bronson - Charles Dennis Bunchinsky

David Copperfield - David Kotkin

Demi Moore - Demetria Guynes

Dido - Florian Cloud De Bounevialle Armstrong

Elton John - Reginald Kenneth Dwight

Eminem - Marshal Bruce Mathers III

Eric Clapton - Eric Patrick Clapp

Fergie (The Black Eyed Peas) - Stacy Ann Ferguson

Flo Rida (Rapper) - Tramar Dillard

Ja Rule - Jeffery Atkins

Jay-Z - Shawn Corey Carter

Jimi Hendrix - Johnny Allen Hendrix

Jon Bon Jovi - Jon Francis Bongiovi Jr

Katy Perry - Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson

Lady Gaga - Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta

Ludacris - Christopher Bridges

Michelle Branch - Michelle Jacquet DeSevren Branch-Landau

Madonna - Madonna Louise Veronica Ciccone

Marilyn Manson - Brian Warner

Miley Cyrus - Destiny Hope Cyrus

Muhammad Ali - Cassius Marcellus Clay, Jr.

Ne-yo - Shaffer Chimere Smith

Nicolas Cage - Nicholas Kim Coppola

P. Diddy - Sean John Combs

Pink - Alecia Moore

Ricky Martin - Enrique Jose Martin Morales

Rihanna - Robyn Rihanna Fenty

Rob Zombie - Robert Cummings

Shakira - Shakira Isabel Mebarak Ripoll

Slash (Guns N Roses) - Saul Hudson

Snoop Dogg - Cordazer Calvin Broadus Jr.

Soulja Boy - DeAndre Cortez Way

Steven Tyler (Aerosmith) - Stephen Victor Tallarico

Taboo (The Black Eyed Peas) - Jaime Luis Gómez

Timbaland - Timothy Z. Mosley

Tom Cruise - Thomas Cruise Mapother IV

Usher - Usher Raymond

Will Smith - Willard Christopher Smith Jr.

Credits to: wilson.fraser.btinternet.co.uk, babynames.com, digitaldreamdoor.com and kidzworld.com

Animals – The Smartest and The Dumbest

Animals can be very gentle and also very dangerous to human kind. Somehow, we often neglected the fact that they have brains. Their intelligence may caught certain people only and often we will say all animals are dumb because of their odd behaviors. Now, we have the opportunity to get to know which animal is the smartest and also the dumbest one.

The Smartest

1. Crow

Can invent tools

In experiments, the clever birds were observed using twigs and wires to snatch food from hard-to-reach places.

2. Octopus

Builder and cheeky thief

Using rocks to build homes in crevices along the ocean floor. The eight-legged eggheads also have a reputation for mischief, as one researcher learned when he captured one on video sneaking out in the middle of the night to feast on nearby fish, then returning to its tank as if nothing had ever happened.

3. Chimpanzee

Invent tools and transfer learned behaviors to others

“Washoe” surprised many scientists when she began to acquire sign language. Before her death , it is believed that she learned to use about 250 signs. “Kanzi” is another ape that has shown a prodigious knack for gab. The 27-year-old bonobo picked up language as an infant by watching scientists attempt unsuccessfully to teach his mother to communicate through keyboard symbols. Kanzi used the keyboard to ask researchers for matches and marshmallows. With the items in hand, he prepared a campfire and toasted the marshmallows on a stick.

4. African Gray Parrot

Ability to recognize and communicate the various qualities of an object

The prodigal parrot could name more than 50 objects and draw upon 150 words. Alex showcased his talents on TV programs such as Scientific American Frontiers, where he was presented with a piece of cloth and asked to describe what material it was made from. “Wool,” he would emphatically answer, after feeling the fabric with his beak.

5. Border Collie

Possessed a vocabulary of more than 200 words

To prove his uncanny ability, Rico underwent tests in which he was asked to retrieve toys by name. Not only did he get it right 37 out of 40 times, he also recalled the name of objects four weeks later. Investigators also found that Rico could pick up new words fairly quickly.

The Dumbest

It’s hard to determine how dumb an animal is, because animals may show their intelligence in ways that we don’t recognize. Yet, we can still recognize their ability to do something useful. But to make something dumb, we have no right to judge them. It could be useful to them (animal) but looks odd in our eyes.

But if the size of an animal’s brain in relation to the size of its body is any sign of intelligence, then the stupidest animal that ever lived was probably the dinosaur called stegosaurus. This huge reptile weighed some 13,000 pounds, yet had a brain that weighed only about 21/2 ounces!

A sperm whale 50 feet long would have a brain weighing about 20 pounds, while an adult elephant’s brain weighs about 10 pounds. A gorilla’s brain weighs about 20 ounces, and an adult person’s brain usually weighs around 3 pounds.

Your brain probably weighs more than 15 times as much as the brain of the huge stegosaurus.

Credits to: abcnews.go.com and bigsiteofamazingfacts.com

Quotes For Teachers

Motivational quotes or sayings are very useful to give teachers some “power” and motivation to teach in the classroom. As a teacher-to-be, I used to read a few of motivational quotes or sayings that give me the energy to become a good and dependable teacher soon. Below are the quotes that I like:

Teacher

  • I like a teacher who gives you something to take home to think about besides homework.  ~Lily Tomlin as “Edith Ann”
  • The dream begins with a teacher who believes in you, who tugs and pushes and leads you to the next plateau, sometimes poking you with a sharp stick called “truth.”  ~Dan Rather
  • A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary. ~Thomas Carruthers
  • A teacher who is attempting to teach without inspiring the pupil with a desire to learn is hammering on cold iron.  ~Horace Mann
  • Most teachers have little control over school policy or curriculum or choice of texts or special placement of students, but most have a great deal of autonomy inside the classroom.  To a degree shared by only a few other occupations, such as police work, public education rests precariously on the skill and virtue of the people at the bottom of the institutional pyramid.  ~Tracy Kidder
  • A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops.  ~Henry Brooks Adams
  • A good teacher is like a candle – it consumes itself to light the way for others.  ~Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, translated from Turkish
  • A good teacher is a master of simplification and an enemy of simplism.  ~Louis A. Berman
  • Good teachers are costly, but bad teachers cost more.  ~Bob Talbert
  • The mediocre teacher tells.  The good teacher explains.  The superior teacher demonstrates.  The great teacher inspires.  ~William Arthur Ward
  • The best teacher is the one who suggests rather than dogmatizes, and inspires his listener with the wish to teach himself.  ~Edward Bulwer-Lytton
  • What the teacher is, is more important than what he teaches.  ~Karl Menninger
  • A cross-eyed teacher can keep twice the number of children in order than any other, because the pupils do not know who she’s looking at.  ~Four Hundred Laughs: Or, Fun Without Vulgarity, compiled and edited by John R. Kemble, 1902
  • Teaching is leaving a vestige of one self in the development of another.  And surely the student is a bank where you can deposit your most precious treasures.  ~Eugene P. Bertin
  • One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human feelings.  The curriculum is so much necessary raw material, but warmth is the vital element for the growing plant and for the soul of the child.  ~Carl Jung
  • The teacher who is indeed wise does not bid you to enter the house of his wisdom but rather leads you to the threshold of your mind.  ~Kahlil Gibran
  • The task of the excellent teacher is to stimulate “apparently ordinary” people to unusual effort.  The tough problem is not in identifying winners:  it is in making winners out of ordinary people.  ~K. Patricia Cross
  • When you teach your son, you teach your son’s son.  ~The Talmud
  • The average teacher explains complexity; the gifted teacher reveals simplicity.  ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com
  • Who dares to teach must never cease to learn.  ~John Cotton Dana
  • To teach is to learn twice.  ~Joseph Joubert, Pensées, 1842
  • Don’t try to fix the students, fix ourselves first.  The good teacher makes the poor student good and the good student superior.  When our students fail, we, as teachers, too, have failed.  ~Marva Collins
  • The object of teaching a child is to enable him to get along without his teacher.  ~Elbert Hubbard
  • Teachers are expected to reach unattainable goals with inadequate tools.  The miracle is that at times they accomplish this impossible task.  ~Haim G. Ginott
  • The art of teaching is the art of assisting discovery.  ~Mark Van Doren
  • The only reason I always try to meet and know the parents better is because it helps me to forgive their children.  ~Louis Johannot
  • Ideal teachers are those who use themselves as bridges over which they invite their students to cross, then having facilitated their crossing, joyfully collapse, encouraging them to create bridges of their own. ~Nikos Kazantzakis
  • Learning is finding out what we already know. Doing is demonstrating that you know it. Teaching is reminding others that they know just as well as you. You are all learners, doers, and teachers. ~Richard Bach
  • Treat people as if they were what they ought to be and you help them become what they are capable of becoming. ~Goethe
  • Optimism is the faith that leads to achievement, nothing can be done without hope and confidence. ~Helen Keller
  • Once children learn how to learn, nothing is going to narrow their mind. The essence of teaching is to make learning contagious, to have one idea spark another. ~Marva Collins
  • Watch your thoughts, they become words. Watch your words, they become your actions. Watch your actions, they become habits. Watch your habits, they become character. Watch your character, it becomes your destiny. ~Frank Outlaw
  • Good teaching is more a giving of right questions than a giving of right answers. ~Josef Albers
  • Your role as a leader is even more important than you might imagine. You have the power to help people become winners. ~Ken Blanchard
  • Don’t limit yourself. Many people limit themselves to what they think they can do. You can go as far as your mind lets you. What you believe, you can achieve. ~Mary Kay Ash
  • There are two kinds of people; those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group; there is less competition there. ~Indira Gandhi

Credits to: quotegarden.com and ripplemaker.hubpages.com

My Cat, My Pet

A cat is often being a close companion to human. It’s adorable and gentle behaviour makes a cat a very classy and a good friend to human too. I used to have a cat which I got it from my aunt. He was white and has some black spots on his body.

On the day we picked him up, my mom gave a name Chicky to him. Meanwhile, I suggested to give him another name which was Chicarito (a Manchester United player). Since it is hard to call him with Chicarito, so we stick to Chicky.

Chicky is a very gentle and lovely cat and we love him as part of the family. We treated him like a human. Food, shelter, blanket (my mom made it), and shower for almost once in every three days. In short, we really really love him. We never make a cat as our pet, so he is the first cat in my family. He used to bite me and the scars still on my hands. But, I never wanted to harm him as he did.

After I left my home to further my study, my mom and dad took care of him. But now, he is dead. I can’t imagine how he died and I don’t wanna know. So, for those of you who has cat at home, love him/her as we did.

IN MEMORY OF CHICKY

Rest In Peace

Get To Know the Devils

Satan has been known as the betrayer of Jesus according to the bible. His name is Lucifer. He was created by God and was one of the angels. The history of Satan began with jealousy and proud. He then refused to repent and his future become dark. He make his own way to conquer the world by coming down to the earth. Satan loves destruction which he will make you suffer, painful, and death. As opposed to Jesus, he loves you more than anyone else in the world. Each Satan has their name and has its own meaning. The meaning pictures who the Satan is and what he does. Let us see how Satan looks like.

1. Abaddon

Revelation 9:11

 “And they had as king over them the angel of the bottomless pit, whose name in Hebrew is Abaddon, but in Greek he has the name Apollyon.”

2. Accuser

Revelation 12:10

“Then I heard a loud voice saying in heaven, ‘Now salvation, and strength, and the kingdom of our God, and the power of His Christ have come, for the accuser of our brethren, who accused them before our God day and night, has been cast down.’”

3. Adversary

1 Peter 5:8

“Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.”

4. Angel of Light

2 Corinthians 11:14

 “And no wonder! For Satan himself transforms himself into an angel of light.”

5. Anointed Covering Cherub

Ezekiel 28:14

“You were the anointed cherub who covers; I established you; You were on the holy mountain of God; You walked back and forth in the midst of fiery stones.”

6. Antichrist

1 John 4:3

“And every spirit that does not confess that Jesus Christ has come in the flesh is not of God. And this is the spirit of the Antichrist, which you have heard was coming, and is now already in the world.”

7. Beezlebub

Matthew 12:24

“Now when the Pharisees heard it they said, ‘This fellow does not cast out demons except by Beelzebub, the ruler of the demons.’”

8. Belial

2 Corinthians 6:15

“And what accord has Christ with Belial? Or what part has a believer with an unbeliever?”

9. Deceiver

Revelation 12:9

“So the great dragon was cast out, that serpent of old, called the Devil and Satan, who deceives the whole world; he was cast to the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.”

10. Dragon

Revelation 12:9

“So the great dragon was cast out, that serpent of old, called the Devil and Satan, who deceives the whole world; he was cast to the earth, and his angels were cast out with him.”

11. Father of Lies

John 8:44

“You are of your father the devil, and the desires of your father you want to do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaks a lie, he speaks from his own resources, for he is a liar and the father of it.”

12. God of this Age

2 Corinthians 4:4

“Whose minds the god of this age has blinded, who do not believe, lest the light of the gospel of the glory of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine on them.”

13. King of Babylon

Isaiah 14:4

“That you will take up this proverb against the king of Babylon, and say: ‘How the oppressor has ceased, The golden city ceased!’”

14. Leviathan

Isaiah 27:1

“In that day the LORD with His severe sword, great and strong,
Will punish Leviathan the fleeing serpent,
Leviathan that twisted serpent;
And He will slay the reptile that is in the sea.”

15. Little Horn

Daniel 8:9-11

“ 9 And out of one of them came a little horn which grew exceedingly great toward the south, toward the east, and toward the Glorious Land. 10 And it grew up to the host of heaven; and it cast down some of the host and some of the stars to the ground, and trampled them. 11 He even exalted himself as high as the Prince of the host; and by him the daily sacrifices were taken away, and the place of His sanctuary was cast down.”

16. Lucifer

Isaiah 14:12-14

“12 How you are fallen from heaven,
O Lucifer, son of the morning!
How you are cut down to the ground,
You who weakened the nations!
13 For you have said in your heart:
‘I will ascend into heaven,
I will exalt my throne above the stars of God;
I will also sit on the mount of the congregation
On the farthest sides of the north;
14 I will ascend above the heights of the clouds,
I will be like the Most High.’”

17. Man of Sin

2 Thessalonians 2:3,4

“3 Let no one deceive you by any means; for that Day will not come unless the falling away comes first, and the man of sin is revealed, the son of perdition, 4 who opposes and exalts himself above all that is called God or that is worshiped, so that he sits as God in the temple of God, showing himself that he is God.”

18. Murderer

John 8:44

“44 You are of your father the devil, and the desires of your father you want to do. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he speaks a lie, he speaks from his own resources, for he is a liar and the father of it.”

19. Power of Darkness

Colossians 1:13, 14

“13 He has delivered us from the power of darkness and conveyed us into the kingdom of the Son of His love, 14 in whom we have redemption through His blood, the forgiveness of sins.”

20. Roaring Lion

1 Peter 5:8

“Be sober, be vigilant; because your adversary the devil walks about like a roaring lion, seeking whom he may devour.”

21.  Satan

Mark 1:13

“And He was there in the wilderness forty days, tempted by Satan, and was with the wild beasts; and the angels ministered to Him.”

From all these Satan, I could not guarantee you how they really look like. What I can tell you is that, do not play with the devil. Love your God. Amen!

Credits to: markbeast.com

Teacher – Funny Parts

A teacher will always encounter with many types of students in regards of their behaviours, styles, and cultures. These will bring in to some funny parts. During the teaching and learning process, there will always be an astounding and outstanding things from students. Besides, there will be some at home too. Here, I will give you something for you to smile on and laugh at:

Joke 1

Teacher :What happened in 1809?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was born.
Teacher :What happened in 1819?
Student: Abraham Lincoln was ten years old.

Joke 2

A teacher asked student, What is the full form of Maths?
The student answered, ‘Mentaly Affected Teachers Harrasing Students’

Joke 3

Teacher: Tomorrow there will be a lecture on Pluto and Neptune. Everyone must attend it.
Sudent: Sorry my mom wouldnt let me go so far.

Joke 4

The teacher asked, ‘Give me an example of Coincidence?’
Student replied, My mom and dad got married on the same date.

Joke 5

Teacher: How old is your dad.
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became a dad only after I was born.

Joke 6

The maths teacher asked Little Billy “If you have £20 and I ask you for £10 as a
loan, how many pounds would you still have?”.
“Twenty” came the reply.
“How so?” enquired the teacher.
“Just because you ask me to loan you £10, it doesn’t I am going to”.

Joke 7

TEACHER : PAPPU, go to the map and find North America.
PAPPU : Here it is!
TEACHER : Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?
CLASS : PAPPU

Joke 8

Teacher: Suppose, you have a box which contains a 10 foot snake…
Student: But Sir, snakes don’t have feet.

Joke 9

After answering correct, the teacher said, ‘Smith, tell me an important incident which never happened before within ten years’.
Smith: I answered correct today.

Joke 10

Teacher: Sir, why doctors wear a mask when they do an operation?
Student: For safety. If the patient dies, others can’t find out who did the operation.

Joke 11

Teacher is explaining to the student, ‘if you see someone sinking in the water, you should pull his hair to save him from the water. It will be easy for you.’
Student: But sir, if it happens to you, we shouldn’t help you.
Teacher: Why?
Student: Because you don’t have any hair.

Joke 12

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia?
Student: Sun
Teacher: Why?
Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.

Joke 13

Ben got 100 out of 100 in the exam. So the teacher gave him a gift and said,
I hope you will do the same in the next exam.’
Ben: Thank you Sir. I hope you will also print the question paper from my uncle’s printing shop next time.

Joke 14

Teacher: Why does sea water tastes like salt?
Student: Maybe a ship of salt sinked a long time ago.

Joke 15

Teacher: Ron, your handwriting is very bad. You will suffer in the future.
Ron: Don’t worry Sir. I will be a typist.

Joke 16

Teacher: Tom! I know you are bad at spelling. That’s why I told you to write down this sentence 10 times. Why did you write only 4 times?
Tom: Sir, I am bad at math too.

Joke 17

Student A: My teacher caned me for something I didn’t do?
Student B: Thats so bad.
Student A: Well, I didn’t do my homework.

Joke 18

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Joke 19

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Joke 20

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Joke 21

A biology teacher wished to demonstrate to his students the harmful effects of alcohol on living organisms. For his experiment, he showed them a beaker with pond water in which there was a thriving civilization of worms. When he added some alcohol into the beaker the worms doubled-up and died.
“Now,” he said,” what do you learn from this?”
An eager student gave his answer.
“Well the answer is obvious,” he said ” if you drink alcohol, you’ll never have worms.”

Joke 22

Teacher: Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?
Sam: No sir, I don’t have to, my mom is a good cook.

Joke 23

TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it’s H to O.

Joke 24

A man walked up to a school and said “can you teach me to read and write”
The administrator said, “Yes we can”! Just fill out this form.”

Joke 25

Seven-year-old John had finished his summer vacation and gone back to school.
Two days later his teacher phone his mother to tell her that John was misbehaving.
“Wait a minute,” said the mother. “I had John here for two months and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”

Amazing New Species!

There are many new species has been found recently. But, I have listed few for you to watch. AWESOME!

1. PANCAKE BATFISH

Halieutichthys intermedius

They’re flat and can use their stout, armlike fins to shamble along the seafloor with a stilted gait, reminiscent of a walking bat.

2.  NORTHERN SIERRA MADRE FOREST MONITOR LIZARD

Varanus bitatawa

It has a double penis, is as long as a tall human, and lives in a heavily populated area of the Philippines. Can lived up to 6.6-foot-long (2-meter-long) and 22-pound (10-kilogram).

3. JUMPING COCKROACH

Saltoblattella montistabularis

jumping cockroaches were known from only the lat Jurassic Period. The newfound species has legs specially built for jumping, as well as sturdy antennae that help stabilize the insect as it leaps.

4. GLOW IN THE DARK MUSHROOM

Mycena luxaeterna

Glowing nonstop in the Brazilian rain forest night, the newfound mushroom Mycena luxaeterna (pictured both in daylight, top, and in the dark) is something of a source of eternal light

5. TITI MONKEY

Callicebus caquetensis

A monkey sporting a ginger beard and matching fiery red tail. Looks like a cat and a leprechaun.

Credits to: National Geographic and Wired